
Ghostbuster
Handbook:
Picking up Chics at a Ghostbuster's Own Risk
Top 8 reasons to do it!
developed by Dr. Eva
Anne Chandler
8) You realized that you ran out of refreshmants at the Ghostbuster
Headquarters and all you have now are a handful of mints. None
of the chics are approaching you at any work site.
7) Drop your proton pack on the floor and see if any chic assists
you. Ask her for her phone number.
6) Scream out GOZER and ZUEL while kissing your date. Then say,
oh sorry I meant Stay Puft Marshmallow man.
5) Offer asile assistance in the grocery store when a beautiful
cashier needs a price check.
4) Always come prepared with Ghostbuster sex prevention kits.
You know what I mean. (sarcasm)
3) Ask Dr. Eva Anne Chandler for any of your love advice when
you have no one else to turn to, like Dr. Ruth.
2) Wave signals, preferably morse code to the other Ghostbusters
if you want to get out of a sticky situation with a chic. For
your sake, I hope you do get out.
1) The Top reason on how a Ghostbuster should pick up a chic is
"Hi, I'm Venkman and there plenty of girls are after me,
want to
taste?"